For starters I would like to apologize for my lack of effort and academic success during these previous four years. I don't really know why I stopped trying, I guess I just lost interest. I know that my attitude towards school caused you guys a lot of stress, which is the absolute last thing I wanted to do to you. You have enough on your plate as it is. I think one of the reasons I didn't do anything was because I didn't understand the pain I was putting you guys through. This is tough to admit, but I think I might've been a bit self centered, thinking that my grades only affected me, and not the people close to me.
Despite the fact that I dicked around in school a bit too much, I think I was able to learn quite a lot with my time here at WY. Although I probably couldn't solve a geometry proof or calculate the amount of mols in some element or some shit, I can confidently say that I can shotgun a "soda" in under seven seconds, and I can even occasionally spit game if I feel so inclined.
In all seriousness, though, I think what I've learned here is more beneficial than any trigonomic function ever could be. Dad, you taught me political morals and how to do drugs responsibly. Your never-ending speeches about them damn republicans, monsanto, climate change, etc. were so passionate that I had no choice but to be inspired by them.
Mom, you taught me to "not take what your father says literally", and how to actually handle life as an individual. Like how to do laundry and take care of myself when you guys aren't around. That's pretty important because without some of the stuff you taught me I think I would absolutely fail at being a grown up.
I learned a ton being with my friends. Aside from dumb things, I learned what it was like to build meaningful relationships with people. I've come to love my friends as if I've known them my entire life, but that didn't come easy. As a bunch of hormonal, alcohol fueled teens, conflicts oftentimes arose. The fact that we had to find ways to solve issues in a semi- mature way forced us to mature as young adults.
More than anything I want you guys not to worry about me. Whatever I end up doing, whether I go get a college degree or hit the road and work at a hemp farm, I know that I'm gonna pursue the path that brings me happiness, and I'll be alright.
Your loving son,
Charlie